because you're a shit
shit
my cat is ill :(
i know this because since i've been home i found him sat in my gym bag
and he hasn't got out for 2 hours
this isn't normal because he doesn't like bags
unless they're tesco's bags for life which smell wheaty
just smacked my head on the attic roof
djskhdjefeJ
i hope i don't die like that woman did who was skiing
i'm worrying now
oh noes!
today i went to the sandcastle swimmin'
was fun fun
a very sexy lifeguard splashed me and got my hair wet
i wasn't too pleased but i let him off because..he was sexy (?)
mum's found a new boyfriend!
he's nice and has a farm!
moooooooooooo
they said i can go milk some cows if i wanted
i love how they said it as if it was a general hobby of mine
the head ache is coming
had a gig on friday night at west coast in blackpool
was pretty good
i sung ma heart out and yeah
was good!
had some well funny company my ribs hurt loads
oh fucking hell get kelly clarkson off the speakers
stupid neighbours
i could spit on them from my window
but no
i'm a classy lady of course
i'm going to go find some food
that macademia nut cookie hasn't left a pleasant taste in my mouth
yuk
can someone donate me an ipod?
pretty please?
x
